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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1331 Just taking my kid for a walk</title>
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	<description>Douche parenting level 100</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1330 SUp123</title>
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	<description>Weird</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1329 SUp123</title>
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	<description>Weird</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1328 avery</title>
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	<description>rosie</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1327 Douchebag Level: Maximum</title>
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	<description>Hitting the outer limits of the rating system.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1326 Douchebag Bison!</title>
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	<description>Head down, fuck you</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1325 Pure terror</title>
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	<description>Dick move</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1324 Hire me?</title>
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	<description>I'm assuming he eats cats?  What woman would have him?</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1323 One Wish!</title>
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	<description>Way to screw over your buddy for a life time!

credit: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/One_Wish.jpg
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/photos/douche-bag-photo-1323.jpg" /><p>Way to screw over your buddy for a life time!<br />
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credit: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/One_Wish.jpg<br />
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1322 Game, Set and Match Michael Owen</title>
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	<description>Yup... capital douche!</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1321 Michael Owen is a dick</title>
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	<description>Poor use of twitter fool.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1320 Worth it... so worth it.</title>
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	<description>Nice work.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1319 A good reason to ban a book</title>
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	<description>Wow</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1318 Kind of a douche move Mitt</title>
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	<description>A wise man once said &quot;Fuck Mitt Romney&quot;</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1317 Governor Baby</title>
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	<description>Doesn't this Governor have anything better to do?  Little too thin skinned to be in politics no?</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1316 Megyn Kelly Meme</title>
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	<description>Haha exposes how big of an understatement she made.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1315 It's a food product essentially?</title>
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	<description>Wow Megyn Kelly.  </description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1314 Occupy Douchebaggery</title>
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	<description>Lt. John Pike's notorious pepper-spray assault on protesters at UC Davis.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1313 Tattoo douche</title>
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	<description>Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.  Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. She claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”.  “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”</description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/photos/douche-bag-photo-1313.jpg" /><p>Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.  Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. She claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”.  “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”]]></content:encoded>	<enclosure url="http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/photos/douche-bag-photo-1313.jpg" length="67064" type="image/jpeg" />
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1312 Cancer guilt trip</title>
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	<description>Dick move.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1311 Coffee Jerks!</title>
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	<description>A compilation! </description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1310 DB in the making.  Subtle...</title>
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	<description>Real subtle! </description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1309 Categorical Imperative, screw you</title>
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	<description>
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/29/man-dines-dashes-then-robs-to-pay-the-bill-cops</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1308 Douchey text - Toilet humour</title>
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	<description>I don't care if it's fake... it's funny</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1307 Double down on tweet</title>
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	<description>Hasn't Chris Brown suffered enough?</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1306 One of the first word that come out: Slut, whore</title>
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	<description>Classy.</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1305 After fourteen months at sea, seaman meets his baby for the first time!</title>
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	<description>Nice</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1304 It's an outbreak!</title>
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	<description>How many passengers are going to pull out their motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking planes this week?</description>
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1303 I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg</title>
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	<description>Also: this is not, surprisingly, the first time a passenger has peed on another.

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/08/16/robert-vietze-jetblue-passenger-pees-on-sleeping-passenger/</description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/photos/douche-bag-photo-1303.jpg" /><p>Also: this is not, surprisingly, the first time a passenger has peed on another.<br />
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	<title>Douchebag Maneuver #1302 Puff Douchey</title>
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	<description>What an arrogant asshole.</description>
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