I'm assuming he eats cats? What woman would have him?]]> 1324 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1323 Way to screw over your buddy for a life time! credit: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/One_Wish.jpg

Way to screw over your buddy for a life time!

credit: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/One_Wish.jpg
]]> 1323 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1322 Yup... capital douche! 1322 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1321 Poor use of twitter fool.

Poor use of twitter fool.]]> 1321 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1320 Nice work.

Nice work.]]> 1320 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1319 Wow

Wow]]> 1319 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1318 A wise man once said "Fuck Mitt Romney" 1318 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1317 Doesn't this Governor have anything better to do? Little too thin skinned to be in politics no?

Doesn't this Governor have anything better to do? Little too thin skinned to be in politics no?]]> 1317 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1316 Haha exposes how big of an understatement she made.

Haha exposes how big of an understatement she made.]]> 1316 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1315 Wow Megyn Kelly. 1315 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1314 Lt. John Pike's notorious pepper-spray assault on protesters at UC Davis.

Lt. John Pike's notorious pepper-spray assault on protesters at UC Davis.]]> 1314 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1313 Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. She claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. She claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”]]> 1313 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1312 Dick move.

Dick move.]]> 1312 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1311 A compilation! 1311 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1310 Real subtle! 1310 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1309 http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/29/man-dines-dashes-then-robs-to-pay-the-bill-cops

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/29/man-dines-dashes-then-robs-to-pay-the-bill-cops]]> 1309 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1308 I don't care if it's fake... it's funny

I don't care if it's fake... it's funny]]> 1308 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1307 Hasn't Chris Brown suffered enough? 1307 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1306 Classy. 1306 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1305 Nice

Nice]]> 1305 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1304 How many passengers are going to pull out their motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking planes this week?

How many passengers are going to pull out their motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking planes this week?]]> 1304 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1303 Also: this is not, surprisingly, the first time a passenger has peed on another. http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/08/16/robert-vietze-jetblue-passenger-pees-on-sleeping-passenger/

Also: this is not, surprisingly, the first time a passenger has peed on another.

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/08/16/robert-vietze-jetblue-passenger-pees-on-sleeping-passenger/]]> 1303 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1302 What an arrogant asshole.

What an arrogant asshole.]]> 1302 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1301 Look at the kid at 0:21 seconds. WTF? 1301 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1300 But he gets away basically damage free. 1300 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1299 Kind of douchey but awesome at the same time.

Kind of douchey but awesome at the same time.]]> 1299 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1298 At least the coach has the good sense to call him on it. 1298 http://douchebagmaneuvers.com/douche-bag.php?maneuver=1297 Larry Summers (Harvard President when Facebook was born) on the Winklevoss Twins: "One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o'clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they're looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an asshole." This was the latter case. Rarely, have I encountered such swagger, and I tried to respond in kind.

Larry Summers (Harvard President when Facebook was born) on the Winklevoss Twins:

"One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o'clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they're looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an asshole."

This was the latter case.

Rarely, have I encountered such swagger, and I tried to respond in kind.]]> 1297